Carol of the Thirty Days.

Carol is not her work. Unfortunately, she spends quite a lot of time and energy in that direction anyway, utilizing her ever present and beloved telephone, networking and communicating and generally running her corner of "the show" (and some other people's corners as well) no doubt for great benefit of her organization. By beloved I mean that the telephone loves her, not necessarily the other way around. When not working, Carol enjoys indulging in her many hobbies, including caffeinated beverages, miniature football, the decorative impaling of radioactive gummi bears, and not to mention, writing. She occasionally brings her "hobbies" to work, to the wonder and enjoyment of her office mates. An excellent gift for Carol might be some state of the art headphones.